Archive for November, 2009

Sheila’s Tip of the Month To Ya (November)

November 3, 2009
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Dear Delores

November 2, 2009

Dear Delores,

I just started the Sheila’s Make a Wish Turkey! Foundation!!!
I went to a turkey farm, and just hung out with the turkeys late last night. I just want to be there for them, and spend some quality time with them as they await extermination. I sang them songs from the old world, played games, and performed their last rites. I laid in the middle of the coop, and just poured corn all over me. As they pecked at me I was just laughing! I suppose crying some too. There was some blood. I gave them skittles, they LOVE skittles – who doesn’t!?!? Especially if you’re about to die!

Things I’m Thankful For-
Little Debbies
Blankets
Friends that know my name
Corn dogs
Corn husks
Kittens having babies
Babies having kittens
Jenga
Jumanji
Totem poles