Dear Delores

Dear Delores, i found 2 baby birds in the grass today that had fallen out of their bird nest. I am now a mother! I built them a new home out of my own hair and I have been chewing up Kraft Singles all day and regurgitating them just like their mother would do. You wouldn’t believe how much they can eat! They haven’t opened their eyes all day, they must be really tired. Tomorrow im gonna teach em how to fly. Gonna start out nice and easy, just gonna launch them off the roof at sunrise. Can’t wait!



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