Archive for June, 2009

Dear Delores

June 17, 2009

Dear Delores, i found 2 baby birds in the grass today that had fallen out of their bird nest. I am now a mother! I built them a new home out of my own hair and I have been chewing up Kraft Singles all day and regurgitating them just like their mother would do. You wouldn’t believe how much they can eat! They haven’t opened their eyes all day, they must be really tired. Tomorrow im gonna teach em how to fly. Gonna start out nice and easy, just gonna launch them off the roof at sunrise. Can’t wait!

Sheila

Sheila’s Tip of the Month to Ya

June 16, 2009

Dear Delores

June 16, 2009

Dear Delores, every time i start my period i cry because it’s another friend i can’t bring into this world.

Sheila

Dear Delores

June 15, 2009

Dear Delores, Went to the Community Center pool today! I played Marco Polo by myself for hours. I won! this round…

Sheila