Dear Delores,
I watched 3 baby birds in a nest today crying. I wanted to be their mother. I finally bought “Listen Up!” The infomercial promises that i will be able to overhear peoples private conversations! magic! Not only can i smell fear, but now i can listen for it too. In about 6-9 days I will literally become a private detective in my own neighborhood. I feel like Tom Selleck. Did you know that you can burn calories just by laughing? I have been exercising and not even knowing it! I love that!
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