Dear Delores,
March is here and it’s Women’s History Month! This Month I am honoring Tonya Harding.
Just finished reading her unauthorized autobiography, “Why?! Why Not: Tonya’s Take On It” Turns out she was the victim! So courageous.
March 14th is daylight savings time, so I can’t forget to set my clock back. This gets me in a pickle every single year!
Last year I showed up a day late and an hour early to a funeral I was officiating. There was a long awkward pause when I asked, “Does anyone in the family have anything they’d like to say?” The good news is that I got to play an awesome uninterrupted 20 minute version of Taps.
I practiced my Oscar speech in the bathroom mirror last night. This year I dreamt I won best actress for “Titanic 2: The Wreckoning”
Why do people say things like, “I’m afraid I’ve gotta go” What are they so afraid of?
